Boy Talk

Here’s a story of two little girls contemplating the age old question of what to do about boys.

WHAT??: OK, on to more exciting things
WHAT??: Things like... The Young Boy
RockerGirl: OK...do talk…
WHAT??: Well, he went to the movie premiere with me on Tuesday and then stayed over at my place
RockerGirl: Oh really?
WHAT??: Yea, but he was really stressed about work because he didn’t finish something just so he could go with me. So we didn’t really make out cause he was tired and had to go to work at the CRACK!
WHAT??: Then I was irritated so I ignored him…cause I’m so mature
RockerGirl: But you’re a girl, he is supposed to WANT you
WHAT??: Yea, I know so that's why I was ignoring im, but then tonight I was by his work so I called him... you know, to say hi… (clearly I have NO self control) and he was working late so he invited me up to say hi in his office but I was only there for 2 minutes
RockerGirl: Right...well? That’s good that you saw him
WHAT??: I guess, I thought he might ask me out for the weekend… but nothing
WHAT??: So now i am back to ignorning him
WHAT??: Once again... VERY mature
RockerGirl: I hate boys......
RockerGirl: Sooo... I have a question for you. How do you know if it’s ok to call them or when to wait and let them get in touch with you?
RockerGirl: I sound like a little girl
WHAT??: I have no fucking idea
RockerGirl: I am sooo confused
WHAT??: I just go with ... if I feel like calling then I do... with a sprinkling of restraint
RockerGirl: Really????
WHAT??: Yea
RockerGirl: See, I want to and I have been refraining
WHAT??: I figure its better to be yourself, the less games the better
RockerGirl: True...but I fear rejection
WHAT??: CLEARLY I'm not the expert; I already demonstrated NO self restraint above
WHAT??: I think rejection is sort of inevitable
WHAT??: But if you don’t put yourself out there nothing can possibly happen
WHAT??: It’s like trying to win the lottery
RockerGirl: Awww...that’s sad isn’t it
WHAT??: Well you can’t win if you don’t play
RockerGirl: That’s true
WHAT??: And you can quote me on that!
RockerGirl: haha
WHAT??: You can also quote me on this...
WHAT??: Dating boys is like trying on bathing suits
WHAT??: You have to try on a lot to find the right one
RockerGirl: Oh I like that
WHAT??: You know... try them on to see if they make you look cute
WHAT??: Or if can you run in it without it falling down
RockerGirl: Interesting...
WHAT??: Or is it water resistant?
RockerGirl: Thats great
WHAT??: AND... you will know exactly which one you like when you find it
RockerGirl: Awwww....i like that
WHAT??: You dont need someone else to tell you that its the right one
WHAT??: Cause really you know best
WHAT??: I will make a DISCLAIMER: sometimes you outgrow bathing suits though... or they get ruined in the wash
WHAT??: Ok i have to stop…I’m killing myself.
RockerGirl: You are really funny
WHAT??: Wow im like the advice guru right now
WHAT??: Now... if only i could listen to my own advice
RockerGirl: haha...me too
WHAT??: hahah
WHAT??: Ok... I'm going to bed now.. I have to go to to work at the CRACK cause someone is an idiot...
RockerGirl: lol..ok...i'm going to watch ER and get ready for bed
RockerGirl: See you tomorrow
WHAT??: Nighty night