The Sky Is Falling

So, tonight as I sat with my ass on the couch, my creativity was inspired. Or well, should I say, my creativity was slapped upside the head. Yes, chicken little, the sky is in fact falling. Or well, actually its my smoke detector that is falling... falling on my head. Which means in What?? land that it must be time to start blogging again.

I feel the need to explain why I took such a long break from good old blog land. I would like to say that I awoke from a long slumber which is why I haven't posted in a while, but the truth is that I had a boyfriend. I was THAT girl, the one that gets a boyfriend and abandons her friends, ok not really, but I did abandon my blog. Seriously people, what was I going to write about? I mean I am a tremendous girlfriend and all, lingerie, home cooked meals, but is that really fun to read? NO!!! But at last all of my 8 readers can exhale and start reading my blog cause he is no more (see Vegas, I told you I would blog about you), but I won't write anything bad about him cause there is nothing bad to say. And yes, we are still friends, and double yes, he is reading this, I am sure.

So, on to some kind of point. Nope, no point today. Too bad for you.