Geography, The Deal Breaker

Here is an interesting email that I found today while perusing my sent file. I find it amusing to re-read old emails, as if I have nothing else to do.

Thought this was a goodie for today given the recent events...

To: Vern
From: What??
Date: May 3rd, 2005

SO... I have a giant crush on that boy from Las Vegas that I met when I was with the AWFUL giant... we have been emailing and talking on the phone a bit...look at what he sent me the other day...

"You think I actually cared about seeing the band? (not why I went to that show... I had wonder-fun hanging out w/you. You have the best sense of humor ever... oh and you're really attractive, and intelligent, and I just found out about your daring side. I wasn't aware all that came in a combo package. But then there's one more thing about you - you're only about 2000 miles away.) If you need someone to severely cross the line again just let me know."

Now granted we haven't kissed or anything yet so I don't know, he could be an awful kisser or something... but already, I could imagine that if he was a good kisser I would put my boy toys aside for him and he would be my only one.

Interesting that it was the "one more thing" that ruined us. Damn geography!