Geography, The Deal Breaker

Here is an interesting email that I found today while perusing my sent file. I find it amusing to re-read old emails, as if I have nothing else to do.

Thought this was a goodie for today given the recent events...

To: Vern
From: What??
Date: May 3rd, 2005

SO... I have a giant crush on that boy from Las Vegas that I met when I was with the AWFUL giant... we have been emailing and talking on the phone a bit...look at what he sent me the other day...

"You think I actually cared about seeing the band? (not why I went to that show... I had wonder-fun hanging out w/you. You have the best sense of humor ever... oh and you're really attractive, and intelligent, and I just found out about your daring side. I wasn't aware all that came in a combo package. But then there's one more thing about you - you're only about 2000 miles away.) If you need someone to severely cross the line again just let me know."

Now granted we haven't kissed or anything yet so I don't know, he could be an awful kisser or something... but already, I could imagine that if he was a good kisser I would put my boy toys aside for him and he would be my only one.

Interesting that it was the "one more thing" that ruined us. Damn geography!

The Sky Is Falling

So, tonight as I sat with my ass on the couch, my creativity was inspired. Or well, should I say, my creativity was slapped upside the head. Yes, chicken little, the sky is in fact falling. Or well, actually its my smoke detector that is falling... falling on my head. Which means in What?? land that it must be time to start blogging again.

I feel the need to explain why I took such a long break from good old blog land. I would like to say that I awoke from a long slumber which is why I haven't posted in a while, but the truth is that I had a boyfriend. I was THAT girl, the one that gets a boyfriend and abandons her friends, ok not really, but I did abandon my blog. Seriously people, what was I going to write about? I mean I am a tremendous girlfriend and all, lingerie, home cooked meals, but is that really fun to read? NO!!! But at last all of my 8 readers can exhale and start reading my blog cause he is no more (see Vegas, I told you I would blog about you), but I won't write anything bad about him cause there is nothing bad to say. And yes, we are still friends, and double yes, he is reading this, I am sure.

So, on to some kind of point. Nope, no point today. Too bad for you.