The Daily Gossip

This conversation was taken directly from an IM between me, What?? and my friend OfficeGirl.

OfficeGirl: Tee hee....so..... let’s talk about Brazilian boy
OfficeGirl: Is he dark and handsome?
What??: um...
What??: he is a little young, 25
OfficeGirl: did the French waiter call?
What??: NO! OfficeGirl: are you 30?
What??: 28
What??: but the Brazilian boy is funny very boyish like he was totally flirting with other girls when we were at the club
OfficeGirl: so he's not so much younger ...it's funny how that changes once you exceed 30 What??: actually he kissed another girl at the club
What??: but then he just sent her packing
OfficeGirl: hmmm....that is a bit strange but....
What??: and from the second I met him he was like you are beautiful.... you have a nice neck What??: let me get your coat for you...
What??: and then he would button it all the way up
OfficeGirl: lol- nice neck? that's so funny and he had to button you up to protect the neck of course
What??: and then it was snowing and he was like... hold on to me... don’t ruin your shoes OfficeGirl: omg - you're killing me with the snow part
What??: and I had on this long sleeve shirt that would fall of the shoulder and he was like you have great shoulders
OfficeGirl: I think if it's snowing and I'm standing with a male, no matter what, I could fall in love with that male
What??: seriously
OfficeGirl: you're cracking me up
What??: I totally thought I was “in love” with this boy when he slept over
What??: like we were kissing and it was a really good kiss.. you know the kind where you kind of breathe the same breath!
What??: and he was just staring at me in the dark
OfficeGirl: OMG!
What??: and not trying to "get something" from me...
What??: I was so in love with him
OfficeGirl: are you making this up? You’re kidding me!
What??: and then I woke up... and he was trying to stick his tongue in my ear (sooooo 25 year old manuver) and the kissing was BAD
What??: and I was like its time for you to GO HOME!!
OfficeGirl: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHING HALT?
What??: yes
What??: seriously
OfficeGirl: darnit....
What??: what happened?? All of a sudden it was like the spell was over
OfficeGirl: okay, next… so what up with seersucker pants boy?
What??: I know! Seersucker pants boy texted me 3 times last week but then on Sunday when I texted him back he didn’t respond... of course
OfficeGirl: I would like to inside the brain of seersucker boy
OfficeGirl: very odd
OfficeGirl: but cute
What??: yes very odd
What??: I think seersucker pants boy is very insecure young man and he uses that as protection... you know controlling the meetings...
What??: why isn’t that French boy calling me !!!
OfficeGirl: it's like my friend Lorraine was talking about setting me up with her postman...and I was like NO! he's prob such a loser - he's a postman...and then she was like....but he is so nice and he's always so nice to the children....and then I was all mixed up about what kind of guy I'm looking for!
OfficeGirl: or think I’m looking for
What??: I know right??
What??: I am definitely in the "fun" boat right now... but sometimes I meet boys that I think... I wish I could meet you in 5 years when I know I am ready for a husband you know?
OfficeGirl:If French boy doesn't call you - that's weirdness, esp after he kissed you four times!
What??: my idea of a BOYFRIEND and HUSBAND are very different
What??: I know! if he doesn’t call then it just goes to show you that I should stay away from the artsy types (esp the ones that work in the resto biz)
What??: but then I get nervous that he didn’t call cause he saw me leave with Drigo or something
OfficeGirl: really? That sounds healthy - maybe I should try it to make sure I'm not trying to force the husband thing
What??: I don’t know
What??: I feel like I cheated on him and we aren't even talking yet!!!
OfficeGirl: ur 2 funny...
OfficeGirl: CHEATER
What??: I’m not a cheater!! I swear!!
What??: wait, I did once and it was SO yucky...
OfficeGirl: cheaters never prosper
OfficeGirl: just kidding
What??: When I was 19 I had one boyfriend in France and I hadn’t really broken up with the American one yet
What??: oops
What??: anywhoo i totally learned my lesson cause I ended up hurting the American boy and he didn’t deserve that. It was then that I vowed to always be honest.
OfficeGirl: wait, didn't you leave with a group?
What??: no I just left with Drigo but the place was packed, I don’t know if he saw
What??: so I have no idea
OfficeGirl: so can you speak French?
What??: yes but badly OfficeGirl: cool
What??: so when I gave him my number he told me in French that he would call me yesterday and that we could see about meeting up
What??: and I was like totally!
What??: but no... no call
What??: crap crap crap! I will have to go and hang out there I guess later in the week you know to make sure nothings wrong
OfficeGirl: sounds like a good idea - maybe he is being shy?
What??: yea... I think he is pretty shy... but seriously I gave him the number... and he gave me 4 kisses!!
What??: hellloooo!