Catching Up

First of all, let me tell you that if I did indeed see any benefits from my crash diet last week, it was all reversed by the one million glasses of bad pinot grigio and the extra large pork chop that I had the night before having to squeeze into said mini cocktail dress. I did, in fact, resemble Betty Boop or maybe even J-Lo, I don’t know which but I am sure that my ass size rivaled theirs at the banquet. Which then prompted a lot of naughty comments by balding older gentlemen that were also attending this stuffy banquet – enough said.

Second, I am so very pleased to return to the big apple on this Sunday morning and am ready for a fabulous mellow girl’s night out tonight. There is really no other place like New York City!